My favorite of the 4 that I made just now.
It actually doesn't do anything game-wise, it's just really cruel and you get to insult and laugh at your opponent (because the card says so and not because you really want to...right?)
I added the bucket for effect.
Finally fixed my avatar too (had to post here to update it
Updated to rare, and fixed the awkward paragraphing.
Updated mana cost, and removes all counters from target opponent's counters from all permanents they control before pushing their cards off.