Rage-Wub of the Fl-wutter

The upside-down (and arguably harder to understand part of this card) reads:

Enchant pwayah, why wub woo!?
Enchanted pwaya must tawk wike dis, oderwise cweatahs he ow she contwohs can’t attack untiw de end of his ow her next tuwrn, den fwip dis cawrd.

Which translates to :

Enchant Player, why would you?
Enchanted player must talk like this, otherwise creatures he or she controls can’t attack or block until the end of his or her next turn, then flip this card.